Bob Saget and Batboy

So it started off like my rendition of that show about the teacher dying and making meth. The teacher was swamped with kids trying to get their hands on "clean meth" which they called "cake." Eventually, the school held an assembly where everyone was tweaking adn the Principal had to make the statement "thank mr. blabla for making such a great performance enhancer, but remember students, not during class."

It then segued into those same characters watching a movie where me and Sara were going into a house with another lady. We were standing next to a window when batboy showed his head behind the curtain and immediately devoured the lady. Sara and i started running away through this giant house but were unable to escape until we found this creepy elevator going down.

We got into it and took it down. I opened up the top hatch of it and looked around, trying to finding as many escapes as possible. I came out into this spacious area with a bunch of furnishing junk...it looked like a carpeted and livable department store. i walked around, exploring.

In walks Bob Saget. He says "don't you recognize famed actor John Stamos," who I remember as the guy who south park makes fun of because he can't hit the note in "lovin you." Sarah runs in and she's terrified because bat boy is on his way down. Bob leads us into this little cubby tunnel with a door comprised of the bottom of a taffeta dress. We crawl through with bob bringing up the end.

After we get through, bob says "I'll show you how to deal with the monster." Bat boy comes through the tunnel and bob saget drops his trousers. Bat boy changes from ferocious to quizzical , pulls out his cock and starts fucking bob saget. A large penis grows out of Saget's pants, and bat boy pulls out his own and starts slapping bob in the face with it from behind. It's like a large rubbery sausage and bob makes an "ooh" face as the large head of it hits him. Sarah pulls up her skirt and backs herself onto bob saget's very large and erect, almost prehensile cock and starts grinding. they all come and i watch, relieved that there's a solution, finally, to being chased by this large vampire bat thing.

Bob says "see, that's all you have to do. and i really am bob saget." Bat boy chimes in very matter of factly, in a joe blow kind of voice, "yeah, i just kill people because i get so frustrated that they don't know what to do." we crawl back through the tunnel into the furnished room. I'm the first one out and when i look back, batboy is behind me and i get frightened so i assume the position, drop my pants and batboy starts getting that quizzical look again. His giant cock is waving around in preparation.

I put up my hand and say "wait, is it cool if i take a shit first" and batboy says "of course, no problem." then i realize that this whole thing has been a stage show put on by some avante comedy troupe with a band performing in a shower and me and sarah decide to ask them to perform at first friday in Denver.

Who wants to see that on stage?